The Bilge Bum (guess which one of us he is?) was walking around today with his ear to the ground trying to get a sense of the local word on the street. He was in the shops and schools and trash lots sniffing out a flavor that distills the current state of affairs in Handshake City. For [...]
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Bilge Bum hits the streets for the local word
Posted in HELL, The Future, Utica fame, singles and dating on September 23, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
In the Flesh
Posted in Emo, singles and dating on August 27, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I’ve often been thinking lately about what kind of person Utica would be if he/she/it could manifest him/her/it-self into human flesh form. Like, for instance, would Utica be a clingy girlfriend who needs you more than you need her? Would she always stare at you trying to read and predict your thoughts? If she sensed [...]