I’ve often been thinking lately about what kind of person Utica would be if he/she/it could manifest him/her/it-self into human flesh form. Like, for instance, would Utica be a clingy girlfriend who needs you more than you need her? Would she always stare at you trying to read and predict your thoughts? If she sensed [...]
Archive for August, 2009
In the Flesh
Posted in Emo, singles and dating on August 27, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
It’s hard to breathe here
Posted in art on August 18, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Dumpster Dining Etiquette 101
Posted in HELL, Politics, downtown on August 18, 2009 | 1 Comment »
BY: KATIE AND STEPH
Tired of the same old salmonella served at the local “mom n’ pop” junk joints which they try to pass off as food? You know, strange foods with made-up names like the Holy Connoli, which basically looks and tastes like a turd wrapped in a wet paper towel. Or the Burrito Blue, which looks like a horses throbbing penis [...]
